STOMPer bow-WOW wouldn't mind sleeping in these lavish doghouses that would be the envy of humans. Some of them even cost just more than a 'humanhouse'.
Said the STOMPer:
"'It's a dog's life' -- people used to say, to illustrate a troubled life.
"But if I were the dog that got to live in these amazing doghouses, I wouldn't mind a dog's life at all.
"Aside from being cute and creative, these doghouses even boast running water, lighting, air conditioning, heat, and a swimming pool!
"But of course, all these creature comforts come at a price -- like the Brick Manor that costs US$25,000.
"Which is nothing compared to Paris' Hilton's Dog Mansion that costs US$325,000!
"And even that can't beat the pooch palace that some lady surgeon built for her Great Danes -- that place cost US$407,000.
"What can you expect? That place comes equipped with retina scan entry for dogs, webcams, a temperature controlled dog-spa with purification system, self-cleaning food and water bowls AND a 52-inch plasma TV!
"I wanna be one of those dogs!"
Said the STOMPer:
"'It's a dog's life' -- people used to say, to illustrate a troubled life.
"But if I were the dog that got to live in these amazing doghouses, I wouldn't mind a dog's life at all.
"Aside from being cute and creative, these doghouses even boast running water, lighting, air conditioning, heat, and a swimming pool!
"But of course, all these creature comforts come at a price -- like the Brick Manor that costs US$25,000.
"Which is nothing compared to Paris' Hilton's Dog Mansion that costs US$325,000!
"And even that can't beat the pooch palace that some lady surgeon built for her Great Danes -- that place cost US$407,000.
"What can you expect? That place comes equipped with retina scan entry for dogs, webcams, a temperature controlled dog-spa with purification system, self-cleaning food and water bowls AND a 52-inch plasma TV!
"I wanna be one of those dogs!"
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